GYM RULES

#1- DON'T BE AN A$$HOLE
(or we will flog you)

#2- COMMUNITY FIRST / BE COURTEOUS TO OTHERS
(or they might flog you, see #1)

#3- DON'T BE LATE FOR CLASSES
(or we make you do a burpee buy in)

#4- CLASSES HAVE PRIORITY ON SPACE & WEIGHTS
(or the coach will shun you, see #1)

#5- TECHNIQUE COMES BEFORE WEIGHT
(or it will break you, see #1)
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#6- WHEN IN DOUBT ASK FOR HELP
(or you might practice it wrong, see #1)

#7- CLEAN UP AND PUT YOUR WEIGHTS AWAY AFTER USE
(or we will social media shame you, see #1)

#8- SAVE THE DRAMA FOR YOUR MAMA
(or we will call her and she will flog you, see #1)

#9- HAVE FUN, TRAIN HARD, NO EXCUSES
(or why are you coming in the first place?)

#10- LAST ONE OUT SHUTS THE GARAGE DOORS AND LIGHTS
(or we are sending you the bill, see #1)

#11- See rule #1

p.s. we're watching you